" omfg did u see those jakes over there?? they were totally hitting on you Bryan"said Becky.
"yo i no!! they are definitely jake.
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Jake is the name given to a future fortnite virgin. Short blonde hair defines his egg like face with piercing blue eyes and luscious luminous freckles. Also is a midget.
Tegan *oooh who is that scrumptious lookin midget*
Nikola *oh it's just Jake Page White UwU*
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A piece of shit beta cuck bag who has no friends and a receding hairline and the only good thing about him is his massive cock
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Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.
guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game
other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake
guy: Ahh thats to bad
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Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.
Butman: So how's robot?
Miranda: He's not a fucking robot! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. <3
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1. The best
2. the shiz
3.wonderful
"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!
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means you can lift heavy things but cant read books
Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.
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