Ayhan

Ayhan, mostly recognised as big fat gorilla. To start of he clearly wins all the hearts of any woman that lay eyes on him, but his heart belongs to only one, and that's a really annoying lady called Nikola. Ayhan has a round face and a round tummy, clearly made out of exsessive McDonald which helps him warm up in the winter when he gets ready to hibernate like the animal man he is. He is usually covered in hair from head to toe but when he shaves his face once in a blue moon, it doesnt make him look any better. He is such a weeb yet he somehow managed to find friends, which mostly seems like he just follows them around everywhere without saying a word. As a hobby he likes to give blow jobs to pens out of addiction, and whenever someone tries to approach him, being the shy mammoth his is he runs away. Now thats how you live the Ayhan lifestyle.

P1: OMG LOOK ITS BESTIE AYHAN!
P2:YES LETS CHARGE AT HIM

Ayhan hearing the convo, visibly disturbed walks away whilst checking if anyone is following him

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Jake

Jake is the name given to a future fortnite virgin. Short blonde hair defines his egg like face with piercing blue eyes and luscious luminous freckles. Also is a midget.

Tegan *oooh who is that scrumptious lookin midget*
Nikola *oh it's just Jake Page White UwU*

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Jan

Jan, commonly recognised as the fat kid who thinks he is hard, is a rather fat, circular man lady who thinks that they can start beef with whoever they want because they are big man however if someone says something back they go hide like a little kitty and try to avoid the drama. Pathetic. They also have EXTREMELY greasy hair and spots all over his face due to lack of self hygiene which you can smell from miles. He has a slit in his eyebrow and says he smokes fags but instead of that he should be going to the gym becomes he looks like he weighs the same size as 5 grown elephants. He honestly should go to the disabled with his own kind.

P1: oh my god do you see the wannabe big man Jan
P2: Ye his flabs are taking up all the corridor space it's hard not to see him

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