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a contemptibly obnoxious person who attempts to impress others by acting of greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than he/she is actually possesses.
I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.
My boss is such a pretentious jerk!
When you are at the beach and you are jerking off to a hot mermaid/merman
Hot damn that guy is beach jerking
Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate
Dude, after I shoveled the snow I rewarded myself with a hot jerk
A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.
Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .
Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.
Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.
Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.
when one masturbates with his/her arm under one leg whilst making caveman noises
*knock knock*
"What's all that strange grunting?"
"wtf?!? I'm cave jerking in here!"
A person who deliberately drives through a puddle of snowy slush on the road with the intent on splashing a bystander.
Did you see that slush jerk?! He sped up and totally drenched me!