Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.
"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.
People who write long answers to simple basic questions online to feel important
Hey man did you see that Keyboard Teacher on Quora
the reaction of a sub or bottom whenever you flirt or compliment them
Top: Hi cutie~
Bottom: tyfgyhuyftwyeguhev (keyboard smash)
When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.
Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.
"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."
The explosive sound when a programmer gets an Eureka moment and hits real hard on the Enter key to show his pride.
Schwan was doing his keyboard banging in the office today. I am happy for his accomplishments, but his keyboard bangs are quite annoying.
Office people who don't know how things work in the real world but it looks good on paper
So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine
When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.
"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"