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this is for someone who has too much body hair and is also a total mong.
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if you get caught by borders who are in the mood. they may take you there. you dont want this. they will shove something up your ass. i seen it happen
shannon: im gonna take you to hong kong!
porter:Nooooo!
shannon:yeeeees!
(four borders grab porter and shannon grabs a broom, the broom is then shoved up porters bum)
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Occurs when you are trying to pass a person on a crowded sidewalk and are accidentally hit in the junk by their hand on the backswing.
I would have been here sooner but some fat lady gave me a Hong Kong handshake on the corner of 34th St and I had to sit down for a minute.
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A turd big enough to crush a car
shit look out for that king kong finger
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An extremly overweight womans vaginia.
Most of the time it is so large it flaps over the womans thighs and sometimes knees.
If a woman Has a King-Kong pussy it is impossible for her to see her toes because her King-Kong pussy is in the way!
"That fucking bitch has a King-kong Pussy"
"Damn, There goes King-Kong's Pussy"
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A man with a massively huge cock or dick.
TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.
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A very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a Caucasian man, in the Philippines while riding a jeepney. The act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. He will then say, "You mine!" and take her home as prize of the day.
Hey fam, donkey kong snatch that hoe! she so fine.
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