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A shitty pop-punk band from Bristol.
Sam - "I saw Last Rights last night they were amazing."
Adam- "What are you like 12"
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The last time you eat before your holidays are over. This is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. This time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. It came from the original “Last Supper” the time when Jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has been changed for the common person
Whilst eating dinner:
Example One:" Oh crap it’s the last supper, I have to get this report done or my boss will kill me"
Example Two:" Shit, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure."
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When you are about to mount a girl from behind and she is on her period, quickly pull out her tampon and wipe it on each of her cheeks.
She and I were getting real into things when I decided to hop around to the back of her and give make her the Last Mohican.
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The absolute biggest and best version of a product; usually the most expensive option.
When you order my burger, get the me the last number.
You know you're rich when you accidentally drop the last number iPhone like its nothing.
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The first and last rent payments that are a barrier to housing for poor people.
He couldn't even make first and last
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The kind of stand an idiot took instead of taking one when they had a chance to be a freakin genius.
Chris coulda been the next Einstein but he got combative with a guy he knew and it wound up being his last stand. 22 years old, fucked up.
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The moment when you realize while masturbating that you do not have anything to nut into/onto and grab the nearest object and proceed to ejaculate all over said object.
Jordan: oh my god when did you get a white cat?
Me: oh, he’s my last hope, a lot.
A last hope
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