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a dude who took the word latte and made it his name but never used the cup as his mascot
Not to be confused with a hot beverage from your local 7-eleven, Latte is a jolly old pooch famed for his service in the royal Australian airforce during WWII. Latte successfully led an air fleet of 2000 fellow comrades to victory over Germany in the battle of Wellington. He led his comrades fiercely, ‘ he believed no poodle shall be left behind’ all 2000 comrades returned home safely. While leading his comrades to victory he performed a rescue mission and successfully evacuated 200 civilians caught in the cross fire. Latte was deemed a hero by the people of Wellington, resulting in the king of Wellington offering his most attractive Daughter Adriennes hand in marriage to Latte. Latte declined the marriage proposal as he believes every female should be able to choose their mate.
On his return to Australia he was knighted as sir Latte lord of the Poodles, shortly after his knighthood Latte returned to his home town of Newstead VIC and straight into the arms of his loving parents Kristine and Dan who missed him dearly and basked in his glory with unconditional love.
‘ Who was that courageous dog who against all odds saved countless lives and led his comrades to victory? Latte is his name of course- the one and only.
A derogatory term used against white people.
Look at all those lattes over there.
My dog i love latte even though when its winter she has a seizure during the winter and gets really sick but she is okay i love my dog so much
Person: awww whos dog is that and whats her name
Me: that MY dog latte she's very nice pet her.
Jacking-off in a Starbucks bathroom.
“I didn’t buy anything because starbucks funds genocide, but I did get a latte !”
Someone who hits on girls half their age while dating their sister. These types of people are laughed at no matter the context.
He is a chai latte, he just dated my younger sister!