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LEO is short for "Law Enforcement Officer."
A "local LEO" is a local cop.
("enforcement" is spelled with an "e," not an "i."
"The local LEO was on scene first after the crime was reported."
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definition: leo disease (le-o di-ss-ee-ase)
adjective
1. someone who cannot spell correctly to save their life;
The stages of leo disease include:
Stage 1 “I am siting on the chair”
Stage 2 “I am sattign on teh chai”
Stage 3 “Iam situfng ont eh chauor”
Stage 4 “yiam surtibng ont jskehe chor”
Stage 5 Unreadable
The disease usually spreads from person to person, and there’s no known cure.
person 1: “i cjaknt du anthbing”
person 2: “u have the leo disease dawg oh shit”
1.)To do something everyone doubted you'd ever be able to do (e.g. win an Oscar after multiple decades of failed attempts.)
2.)To give a handjob to anyone born from July 22nd - August 22nd
"I'd take my gilfriend to the party, but knowing her she'd probably pull a leo"
"You're right, she is pretty unpredictable"
So, There’s this new Alzheimer’s treatment right, and get this… It reduces it by a THIRD!
So, Leo Weber, did you hear about this new Alzheimer’s treatment?
Leo Neil (n): Leo Neil is the biggest jackass one will ever meet. He has no control over himself, especially the things he says. He has a crippling addiction to nicotine and sex. He's constantly talking shit about people and always on the prowl for another girl to sexualize. If you ever meet a Leo Neil, stay away, distance yourself, cut ties, do whatever you have to do to keep your space.
ex: Dude you know that Leo Neil guy?
Yeah dude, he's a fucking jackass.
I know dude, I don't know what to do about him
Just block him
Jerry Seinfeld's somewhat eccentric and annoying uncle in the hit TV series "Seinfeld."
Uncle Leo, to Jerry: "Are you ashamed of your Uncle Leo?"
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leos are very cool, they have the spirit of a lion inside of them and an attitude to show it.
guy: are you a leo sign?
leo: yeah
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