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by Albus Doorknob January 12, 2023


nyquist limit

The point at which you and your friends go beyond joking around and end up being just straight up gay.

Craig: If Krejci gets over 70 points this season Stoute has to grab my erect penis

Stoute: Fuck if he gets 30 points I'll suck your dick

Craig: Deal!

Ex 2.
Stoute: If you make this shot I will suck you dick

Morgan: (Makes shot) Lets do it Stouters!

In both cases Stoute has exceded his nyquist limit.

by thisisnotbeingusedyet September 26, 2017


Zero Point Limit

When you so high/drunk you don’t feel it anymore, you’re back to feeling sober.

ogs on zero point
“Damn straight im on zero point rn”
“He reached zero point fr”
“Im so high im on zero point limit, feel sober rn”

by off3yercsrn November 5, 2023


Three-stroke limit

The acceptable length of a message being sent via Blackberry defined by three strokes of the thumb while scrolling.

"Did you get Mike's rambling email last night? I stop reading after the first five paragraphs. I have a strict three-stroke limit when it comes to reading mail on my Blackberry."

by coining buttress September 22, 2011


Butter Limit

noun
1. a point or level beyond which someone does not have the intestinal fortitude to digest butter.
2. a restriction on the amount of butter permissible or possible to safely eat.

Eric: Hey, should we do crab legs for lunch, or will that give you bubble guts?
Blair: That would definitely put me over my butter limit; and I don't want to be on the toilet all night.

by Emobee March 2, 2021


Planck's Pixel Limit

Based upon an analog of Planck's Length, the Planck's Pixel Limit is the absolute "zoom" one can use to narrow down on/enlarge a photo before pixels become meaningless.

CSI-type show:
"Computer, enhance! Enhance! Computer, why can't you enhance any more, dammit?!"
"Special Agent X, it appears that this image has reached its Planck's Pixel Limit; there is no more information to show that makes sense in our universe."

by jaques_custodian February 27, 2023


Golden Limit

someones ability to gain maximum amount of knowledge/skill on a specific topic.

I've reached my golden limit, I cannot get any better dude.

by AnonISfake September 19, 2019