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The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.
Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom
A ‘Ben Major’ is a college major that requires little to no work during the college semester and that will land you a job that pays less than $30k per year. Examples of a ‘Ben Major’ include: Sports Administration, Exercise Science, and Gender Studies. The list may go on and on.
“Dude how do you not have any work on a Wednesday, you’re totally in a Ben Major.”
When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.
Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.
Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.
when you’ve had the best time of your life, then someone very close to you, fucks it up.
I was having such a good day until Bill came and caused me a major fuckerino
The act of massaging both of a girl's nipples at the same time with one hand. So named because the distance between the two nipples is roughly equal to the distance of major tenth on the piano.
Natalie would rather have her boyfriend give her a major tenth instead using both his hands, so he can use his free hand for something else at the same time.