why does it matter

If someone say this too you it means there a little pussy bitch and Probaly can’t graduate highschool.

Why r u so mean - kylie
“Why does it matter”- brandon

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black lives matter

The radical notion that a black person should be able to come into contact with a police officer and survive.

Philando Castile was shot by a cop in front of his girlfriend and her daughter just for informing him he had a legally-owned gun in the car? Oh, that’s messed up. Black lives matter.

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It doesn't matter in the dark.

Among gay men, an acknowledgment that one is aroused by a third party's physique and/or certain body parts while simultaneously being turned off by other physical characteristics

"Did you see that guy in the locker room with the ten-inch dick? Too bad he was so ugly! Oh well, it doesn't matter in the dark."

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Doesn't matter had sex

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered

The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."

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All lives matter

Something you can say if you want to piss off a majority of colored people.

Colored: bLaKk liVeS maDduRr
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?

Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?

Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE

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Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

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Don't Matter Go Vols

Used as a non-sequitur in argumentation or conversation. At any point where you don't like the direction of the conversation, this is a good way to bring it to a close. It's a way of saying, regardless of whether I am right or wrong, I stand beside the Tennessee Volunteers through thick and thin! Can also be shortened to DMGV or #DMGV

Teacher: Benjamin Dover, what is the capital of Rhode Island?
Student: Don't Matter Go Vols...Cleveland, maybe.