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Mercy buckets!

Plastic pails of relief/comfort-materials --- i.e., cleansing-wipes, salve/ointment, bandages, hot-packs, ice-compresses, etc. --- dat bring much-needed solace to people with abrasions, sunburn, tired/achy muscles, sore/irritated skin, etc., and so they will profusely thank you in French for providing said soothing products.

Company nurse, speaking to a worker who's suffering heat-stroke: Want a nice cool wet towel and some milk of magnesia?
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!

by QuacksO August 10, 2024


Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.

The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"

by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021


mercy blow

The literal best band.

Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.

Dirty riffs.

Fuck you, pussy.

Wow that band Mercy Blow makes me hard

by Gordan (fucking) Ramsey December 25, 2017


Merci-less Burden

Hammer used by the ultimate fatherless child. You will get it shoved up your ass, blocking won't help.

fatherless child 1: Hey bro are you good?
fatherless child 2: Nah bro the ultimate fatherless child just shoved the Merci-less Burden up my ass.
fatherless child 1: Damn..

by okok1345 August 31, 2023


Mercy Jerk

When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.

The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.

by JoRrsh June 10, 2023


no mercy Percy

Percy from Vox Machina going into Batman (Orphan) mode.

Person 1: hey you see him?

Person 2: oh yeah that’s Percy going into no mercy percy mode.

by GreninjaWinner November 6, 2023


joslyn mercy joseph

joslyn mercy joseph..
well she is quite
loud 🥺🥺 uwu
but vv smart :000
and also extremely kind 😘😘😘
she has an obsession with st johns her cca and bncoc (literally she hasnt been over bncoc)
she like shoyu ramen, chocolate waffle, wrap, eclairs (food from school)
she also like chocolate lava cake, cHoCoLaTe cHiP iCe cReAm, chocolate, briyani and yea :)
she adores mc donalds she eats eat weekly !!
she adores coke too!!
she is rly smart idk how :0
vv annoying at times but still awesome
and a horse
josie baka

joslyn mercy joseph is such a horsie !

by lotionwipes January 29, 2023