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when the female partner jerks the male off into her ass hole
bradley made the bitch give him an oklahoma hand-grenade last night it sounds fucking awesome you know you wanna try it you sick fuck
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Requires three partners, and at least one guy. The male partner must jam his cock up the 2nd partner's asshole so far up that his dick comes out the 2nd partner's mouth. The 3rd partner then procedes to hook up with the 2nd partner, therefore giving the 1st partner a blowjob.
Note: To perform this position, the male partner must have a dick that exceeds the length from the partners asshole to their mouth.
Man 1: Oh my god man, I have never cummed so fast as the time I gave Jack and Daisy an Oklahoma Teapot!!!
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A magical place filled with loads of beer and a variety of drugs, all for your taking as long as you pay about 10K and have a high enough ACT score, which is not difficult.
Jackie: I SO got into OSU!
Crystal: Dude, you're going to end up in rehab now.
Jackie: What for?
Crystal: Everyone knows that all Oklahoma State University kids do is drink and snort coke!
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when a group of men line there boners up opposite eachother so that they interlock like a hardwood floor.
One side will go balls, head, balls, head; while the other side would be reversed.
After this a woman will walk upon the boners as to incite arousal.
Polishing the floor would be using the cum or lube to slicken up the floor before the woman's procession across.
Bernice is such a desparate slut. She asked me, Mr. Legs, Thumper, and Swamp Tiger to come over and make an Oklahoma Hardwood Floor, but only Swamp Tiger went.
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The Oklahoma state bird is the trailer house. They are usually spotted between march and june flying across the countryside.
We were driving down the highway when we saw the oklahoma state bird blocking all four lanes. Preeetttyyyy...
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The act of plowing your whole fist in your sexual partners anal cavity/vagina hole. This is a stimulant in order to make an orgasm of any sort feel better after the act of love-making.
Guy 1: dude I just had sex it was great for us both!!
Guy2: did you use the Oklahoma pile driver?!?
Guy 1: yea I did it worked so well!
Guy 2: well that explains why she liked it so much.
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When a female farts into the belly button of a male, turns around and sucks it out with her mouth
I was at the strip club and that bitch gave me an Oklahoma dirt devil
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