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Military term.. referring to military police.
Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…
Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.
I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.
When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.
Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.
"ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"
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When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").
Sally brought her pug when she came to visit the office, which was a nice puppy break.
a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing
damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy