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Creases that appear at the top and bottom of the belly from when an overweight person sits for awhile before standing; the cum-gutters of the obese and stationary.
"I need to stop being so sedentary. My patriot moat was a deep red when I finally stood up after spending hours organizing my erotic Donald Trump photo directory."
patriot moat /pay-tree-uht mowt/
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The ring of jizz left on the ground after a MAGAt circle jerk
verb
Surround Mar-a-Lago with fat-bodied MAGAts
After leaving a patriot moat around a faux-golden bust of Donald Trump, a group of MAGAts moved to join their patriot brothers and sisters in using their bodies as a protective barrier around Mar-a-Lago.
One who holds great pride in one's own nationality or culture, to the point of looking down upon other nations or cultures, often assuming stereotypical misrepresentations, prejudices, or inferiority to one's own nation or culture.
Examples of Pseudo-patriot Englishmen:
"Amongst a multiplicity of other topics, we took occasion to talk of the different characters of the several nations of Europe; when one of the gentlemen, cocking his hat, and assuming such an air of importance as if he had possessed all merit of the English nation in his own person, declared that the Dutch were a parcel of avaricious wretches; the French a set of flattering sycophants; that the Germans were drunken sots and beastly gluttons; and the Spaniards proud, haughty and surly tyrants: but that in bravery, generosity, clemency, and in every other virtue, the English excelled all the world." -Oliver Goldsmith in 'National Prejudices'.
the act of losing the finals or any important game after having an unbeaten streak prior to that loss.
1.the Patriots pulled an orange-patriot with a perfect season, losing to the Colts in the super bowl
2.the Holland(Netherlands) soccer team lost to Spain in the final at South Africa. the sure pulled an orange-patriot.
Canadian Patriotism is a special type of Patriotism that focuses solely on two things:
1. Being Not-Americans. (Being Not-British was also once a part of being Canadian, but has since faded over the decades)
Not-Americans are generally chauvinistic towards Americans, and will explicitly show its people of Not-Americans how stupid Americans are.
In reverse, Not-Americans will show their hypocrisy by attacking any American that bashes Not-America. They will call Americans patriotic whores, among other racial slurs. They will then hide behind their wall of stereotyped innocence.
2. Blowing every one of Canada's accomplishments out of proportion.
That includes: everything that the British army did before Canada was autonomous, every invention made by someone of another country residing in Canada at the time, and every celebrity that was born in Canada, but resides in America. (See Joshua Jackson.)
Common subjects are as follows:
- "Canadians" (British) burned the White House down in 1812.
- The fact that Canadian beer has a higher alcohol percentage than American.
- One of the largest freestanding structures.
- Record for most gold medals at home.
- Every game that Canada invented that America hijacked and made better.
- Canada's the second largest landmass.
In addition to those two, Canadian Patriotism means consciously believing in the diverse country that is Canada, and partaking in the extremely satirical Canadian humour.
"Canadian Patriotism" is clear when looking at the comments on Canadian songs on Youtube. The highest rated comments are usually the most chauvinist and hypocritical.
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1. (n) People that cannot think for themselves, but blindly follow a cause that is based on a lie. Somewhat comparable to sheeple.
2. (n) A person that claims to be patriotic, but doesn't actually show his patriotism. Somewhat comparable with poseur.
Look at those ass patriots watching Faux News, they act like sheeple everytime the president talks about fighting terrorism, yet he's rescinding civil liberties and data mining everybody in the nation. Asshats!
You are such an ass patriot, Doug. You criticise people for not supporting the war, but I don't see you running to the recruiter's office to get enlisted.
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Eggs and milk cooked around bread. Similar to French Toast, but tastes better because it's American.
Fuck the French, eat Patriot Toast!
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