this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
A annoying cat hoe, who is bi AF. Loves Riverdale. She is a hoe for cole spouse and lili Reinhard.
Peyton savage punched me in the face it was great
The 3 best friends ever. They live so far apart but they’re so close at the same time. Ajay likes to stalk them, but he’s not smart enough, and they find it funny. They have some cool inside jokes. 🦍💨 will never be funnier to anyone because it’s an old 4 am joke. They’re the biggest crackheads on earth and that probably why god made them to not live close because nobody could handle them together
Ava, Peyton, and Lyla are so crazy, who let them be together?
Peyton Holcomb is a good friend. He’s always sweet to his friends, and only wants the best for people. He thinks he is annoying, when in reality he’s one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He loves his girlfriend a lot, and gets teased quite a bit. Overall, Peyton is a good friend to have. He also like Taco Bell.
Taylor: I miss Peyton Holcomb! He’s the best boyfriend ever.
Lilly: Aw! You two are so perfect for each other. You guys should go on a date to Taco Bell.
Taylor: Definitely! I love him.
a bitch that dates black girls and cheats on people
A nigga u hate for no fucking reason.
Peyton Allen Yo, fuck that nigga Peyton idk why but fuck him
the most incredible, talented, funny, humble, kind and beautiful human being in the world who usually plays bullies or characters who break an arm. He is also twho deserves all the good things and all the love of the world because he is an angel, and if you still don't know him you should because he is the best you can know in your life and he will make you happy
peyton wich is the best
i love peyton wich