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(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.
Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
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Well this disturbing image is everywhere on tiktok and other websites. It is an oddly shaped polar bear? Which appears to have legs dragging behind it. It is an ai picture which people might think has something to do with the willow project? Who knows..it could?
2026 polar bear
taking a shit on a cold toilet seat
I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.
A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
when you set your media player to shuffle and it plays something like Godsmack and then the next song is something like Tim McGraw. Making it seem like your player has bi-polar.
dude 1: I love Whatever by Godsmack!
song finishes and the media player changes to Everywhere by Tim McGraw
dude 2: oh shit big mood swing there
dude 1: yea you definitely have a bi-polar player
The act of ejaculating on your lovers face whilst they sleep when temperatures outside have dropped below freezing. Then opening the window allowing the semen to freeze overnight and taking a picture in the morning as they wake.
Holli was annoyed at having to blow dry the Polar Ice Cap off her face before getting ready for work.
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Something that is hard to find
Finding a job is like trying to find a polar bear in a snowstorm
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