what you tell your kid when they ask where they came from. with no other context.
“Wait so what happened after I left the party??”
“....dude. Poof diggity.”
Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.
May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”
Low amount of money, poor, not worth much
Wow what a good deal! Must be a poof price.
“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.
Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?
Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.
When someone with bad internet plays a game with intent to play on the bad internet.
Clamanium with their specturm wifi is sping poofing again.