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A beautiful thing that I almost got caught watching
Porn
Mom walks through door
Mom: What is little baby boy doing.
Son covers his junk real fast
Son: NOTHING MOM!
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A nice website with beautiful pictures, specifically food such as cream pie, blue waffles and many more. It also has very romantic videos that you and your family will certainly enjoy.
We watched porn on valentines day, it was a beautiful gift from my husband.
I am so bored, I am going to look at porn.
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Something everyone watches but are embarrassed to say that they do.
Man 1: Do you watch porn?
Man 2: err... no... Why would I want to?
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evil shit that can possess you and probably will
this porn posessed me!
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1 "I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it" Justice Stewart
2 "For me it's when the penis goes in" Brandi Maxxxx
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without any kind of porn in this world I think i should go kill myself.
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Its the device normally known as phone, but when its mostly used to access porn, its called porne. It rhymes with phone.
My porne has 25gb of porn, mostly borat lookalikes in a monokini.
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