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Porne

Its the device normally known as phone, but when its mostly used to access porn, its called porne. It rhymes with phone.

My porne has 25gb of porn, mostly borat lookalikes in a monokini.

by Catatutu April 30, 2018

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Porn

The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.

porn makes the world go around.

by DopamineReceptors April 14, 2019

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Porn

Peas and corn mixed together in a bowl

This porn is good and fresh!

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

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porn

The reason your computer's running slow.

I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!

by ThePokemonGamer0 August 13, 2018

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Porn

The shit you watch cause your lonely as fuck

Im just so lonely Iโ€™m gonna go watch some porn

by Yaniggabob January 2, 2019

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porn

The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.

I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with fuckin cum.

by definitelynotarapist August 7, 2017

11034๐Ÿ‘ 1095๐Ÿ‘Ž


Porn

A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.

Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!

by Poncho Rocketss February 17, 2009

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