doomsday question

A question that cannot be answered without lying, or changing the subject to avoid an undesired effect.

This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.

Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.

Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)

Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...

Douchebag: I asked you not me

Normal Person: (depressed) No...

Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.

Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?

Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)

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poop the question

This is when you propose marriage by hiding the engagement ring in your anus and then requesting that your partner anally fingers you. When their finger penetrates deep enough, the ring will slip on and then you ask them to marry you.

- "Hey, did you hear how Mike and Sharon got engaged?"
- "Yeah... did he really poop the question?"
- "He did."
- "Gross. Classic Mike."

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Question fart

When you fart but ask a question to cover up the noise of said fart

Guy 1: do you smell that?
Guy 2: yeah Gary totally just used a question fart

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question mark

An oddly shaped penis, as distinguishable by its question mark shape.

I heard that kid has a funky question mark.

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$64,000 question

what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk?

john looked at his erection and asked himself the $64,000 question. -he didn't have a very long line of people waiting to 'take him off'.........

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Retarded question

A question that should be so obvious you just seem retarded after you ask it. Or any question that is common sense and you ask the question anyway.

Retarded question example “does the Grand Canyon have water at the bottom”

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question offended

refers to some1 who gets offended when asked something not worth getting mad about.

person 1: hey, how are you 2day?

person 2: (rude tone) how do you think i am.

person 1: leaves, sees his neighboor "person 2 is so question offended"

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