A squeaker a child on an online FPS game ( typically COD, but sometimes Halo, Counterstrike, and others) that gets so upset that they begin to speak in profane slurs. These children are normally between the ages of six to twelve and will normally shout out 'HAKAAAR!' or 'That's bullshit! I'm better than you!' At almost every death that they get. Normally, they have atrociously bad sportsmanship in most shooters and will talk the most trash-talk in the game. They are traditionally really poor at the game and will squeal at any chance to the point most people thirteen and up will want to kill themselves with the MAC10 they have in game.
A squeaker rage is when the squeaker begins to bitch and whine about the game, or when you bitch and whine about the squeaker.
Squeaker: STOPFUCKINGKILLINGMEFAGGOT!
Fifteen year old: just shut up with your squeaker rage already, holy shit dude, you are ruining Halo 4 for me.
The occurrence of downing an entire glass of water (or Gatorade), when one's initial intention was to just consume a sip (1-2 oz.). This is common the morning after a night out drinking, or when one is dehydrated.
Myles: "Dude, that party last night was awfully crazy!"
Sam: "I know, I had such rage thirst when i woke up... It was awesome!"
An erection that is way out of fucking control.
Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?
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At least 5 consecutive angry tweets about something. Usually results in a drop in followers and/or more people twitter raging.
I'm so freaking pissed right now I'm going to twitter rage.
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-The action taken by one when you get pissed off over something stupid.
-The Teenage version of a 2 year old stomp away.
-It is not cool. and your friends will laugh and joke when you turn around.
Most Commonly used by ANB.
Person One: What the hell are you doing?
Rage Walker: You know what F-you guys!
(walks away)
Person Three: Well, there he goes with his rage walk.
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The anguish experienced from truly horrendous customer service on the phone.
Every thirty seconds for 8 minutes a recording come on that repeated, "Your phone call is very important to us....", ultimately driving me into a fit of combustive phone rage.
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Articles and headlines intended to elicit an emotional response that is toxic and pits people against each other.
This article on Westboro is just rage porn! No way am I sharing.
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