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to masturbate, specifically males.
Dude, did you date Rosy Palm and her five sisters last night?
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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
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A type of friend you can rely on, they will always help you and be by your side.
Friend : Hey rosi, can you help me with my homework?
Rosi : Of course, what are the questions?
A boy that is very kind and athletic but be careful not to get him mad because he gets mad easily.
An utter bitch that will turn people on you by talking shit and twisting the truth. Also a bridgwater sket.
Hey bro have u heard of anyone called rosie horn.
Yeah shes a sket stay away bro trust me
1. Ring Around The Rosie. Usually considered to be when you take an injured goose by its neck and twirl it around till its dead.
Grab that goose and give it the ring around the rosie.
A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.
Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.