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shit-shelf Margarita

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.

Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!

by YAWA December 22, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


last chicken on the shelf

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with

alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's mum October 3, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shelf booty

Usually a black womanโ€™s ass that sticks straight out you could use it to put drinks on it.

โ€œThat girlโ€™s shelf booty so big you could put a six pack on it.

by Big Ass Boy August 22, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


backdoor top shelf

when you can't decide which hole to put it in and you are in a group so you don't wanna say you just fucked a girl in the ass, because that is kinda crude. it is when you have butt sex but will not be confused with doggy style sex

friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick

friend 2: no way whatd you do

friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho

by bonerwars99 April 26, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jam the Shelf Angel

Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jamโ€™s gender identity is described only as โ€˜binaryโ€™ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.

Person 1: โ€œIs that Jim the Closet Demon?โ€

Person 2: โ€œNo, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.โ€

Person 1: โ€œOh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?โ€
Person 2: โ€œNo you absolute fool.โ€

by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022


Shelf over the toybox

A beer gut.

He's OK for an older guy, if you don't mind the shelf over the toybox.

by Drawn & Quarterly April 24, 2010


top shelf cheddar

The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.

I want the good stuff, that top shelf cheddar, none of this shit for concentrate.

by A. Ovechkin September 2, 2015