A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”
student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”
The girl version of the male toilet sword fight
To do this act two girls semi squat bum to bum and pee into the same toilet at the same time
Omg girl do you wanna go shield wall
Gay a bitch broke asf and likes taking dick in the ass and will eat butt if she has to
a bestie af that deflects all the unwanted male attention from her best friend; opposite of wing woman
"Thanks for being a she-shield, that guy was giving me the creeps."
"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers
Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"
Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!
Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”
The efed faction that stands against injustice, mostly the Children of Elysia (CoE), and all who would threaten to corrupt that efed with cult like tactics. Led by Jonathan Justice.
The Shield of Justice quickly defeated the Children of Elysia, proving once again to be the best faction in the fed.