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A condition that occurs after the ingestion of excessive amounts of sugar, refined carbohydrates or other high glycaemic index carbohydrates. The net result of sugar shock is an immediate energy boost, only to be followed by a sudden drop of energy and fatigue 30-120 minutes later, usually worse than that experienced before consuming the refined sugar. Other symptoms can include sleepiness, hypoglycaemia and reduced mental acuity.
After eating that sweet dessert, instead of getting a boost of energy, I got a serious case of sugar shock, so I went home for a nap.
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A website that tricks the user into doing something (usually by creating a fake link), but when the user visits the site, the site just shows them something gross, perverted, or just plain stupid.
Some examples of shock sites are www.lemonparty.org, 2 Girls 1 Cup, www.k-k-k.com, pain olympics, and 1 man 1 jar. I have to admit though, when I think of them, I laugh so hard my heart hurts!!!!!!!! XD
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Ball shock describes the feeling you get when you are wading into cold water and the water reaches your scrotum, giving you that sudden awareness of how motherfucking cold the water really is as your sack shrivels up.
Fuck, that is some serious ball shock. (while wading into the ocean)
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The insane spasm-like dance performed when one realises they have just walked through an unexpected spiderweb
You should of seen her when she walked through that spiderweb, she went into arachnaphylactic shock I tell ya!
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An adverse violent reaction to an unexpected cock.
Gay-Shock can be used as a legal defense if accused of beating or killing a tranny.
Lawyer: Can you please explain to the court what happened next?
Defendant: I really thought she was a woman, and she didn't tell me otherwise. When I took "her" pants down and saw a dick, I experienced gay-shock and just saw red.
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A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.
Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.
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Alcoholic beverage; similar alcohol content to vodka but flavoured.
"Wayhay, on the after shock and now I can't see what colour my shoes are"
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