sit you

Sitting someone is when you knock them out

Yo I’m gonna sit you fam

tight sit

a tight situation

me: my moms car won’t start bro
bro: that’s a tight sit bro

Sitting Shower

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand

“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.

Polly Sit

the derivative of Amy Sit

Sit*d(Amy)/dx = Polly Sit

Hit the sit

(v.) sit down; take a seat; chill out; relax

“Wow, that Hennessy kicked my ass... I need to hit the sit.”

Coach to her team in the locker room immediately after they were shut out: “Ok, ladies... Hit the sit and shut the f*** up! We need to talk.”

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

Baby Sitting

Code for cock warming after a creampie

A: "I wanna make sure we get pregnant"

B:" No worries, we'll just do some baby sitting."