A Crisco Slipper is when you sneak up on some while they're sleeping and put Crisco on their genitals.
I totally prank john last night I gave him a Crisco slipper and he didn't even wake up
Angela's wearing her sacajawea slippers today, naked smoking a peace pipe in the mountains.
The most powerful weapon in the universe, first weaponized by the Asians before physics was invented. It is capable of both short and long range devastation, and in the old days it could even be finessed through time and space. It also doubles as fashionable footwear and as such, is very easy to deploy quickly if you know what you are doing.
You got a B in math?
yeah, wh-OH GOD PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE SLIPPER
It's an indoor and outdoor footwear that
is a roofless shoe with straps to slide in
each your toes separating the big toe
from the 4 other toes, also helps
preventing germs from passing through
the skin from your feet and cause fetal
diseases coming from your feet.
Have you seen my brand new Louis Vuitton slippers??
Mere footwear to westerners but a Lethal Weapon of Mass destruction for Asian mothers and seen sometimes used by Spanish Mothers
"Kimmy was beat to death by a slipper because he got a bad score"
Man, my feet are so warm in these slippers it's like the gods are hugging my feet!