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An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else
Shut up you ,soggy kneecap
John turned and slapped her in the face with his 'Soggy Member'
Soggy bullseye is a game played by a group of mates (usually 4+) where they nominate one of the fellas to bend over and spread their cheeks. The other blokes all jack off and try and shoot their loads on to the “bullseye” from the furthest distance away. The bloke that gets his target from the furthest distance wins a free reach around at the end of the night
Me and the boys had a wicked game of soggy bullseye last night.. spanga copped it hard..
When you and a few acquaintances go into Sean’s room at the early hours of the morning and start a circle jerk over him while he sleeps. Those who do not finish before he wakes up has to blow him.
Ben: I lost at Soggy Sean this morning, he tasted pretty salty
Alek: Ha that was hilarious! Can’t believe we’re not gay!
Ben: Shred it!
A wet willy except instead of in the ear you put your saliva soaked finger in between someone's toes.
Aka- Soggy Piglet
I gave him a soggy piggy while he was sleeping.
That soggy piglet felt nasty!
A nipple that takes a long time to get hard/ never gets hard. Flat nipple
Oh my god Brenda your nipples are so soggy, ew you have soggy nipples.
Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)
Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.
Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!