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Whenever you do something major that nobody thought was possible.
Ben: Damn fool, I didn't know you could dunk from the free throw line. You're only 5 foot 7!
Chris: My diamonds do sparkle
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a group of powerful girls who will beat you up any day of the week
boy:WATCH OUT ITS THE GIRLBOSS UNICORN SPARKLE SQUAD!!!!!
an extremely gay male stripper that wears at least 50 pounds of glue and glitter instead of clothes.... legally
person 1 :I fucked a nipsey glitter sparkles
person 2 : nice...lucky
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some qweens who beat you up in one minute
OH NOT THE GIRLBOSS UNICORN SPARKLE SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to make her sparkle ..
One small jar of mutual attraction
Handful of sincerity
Add a touch of humour
Dash of chivalry
Touch of tenderness
Mix gently until all ingredients combined
Best left overnight …
Bake gently .. until golden
Allow to cool
Ensure said lady knows she is the one and only ….
Deliver via romantic moments (energetic exchange) such as kissing, gazing or general flirtations ….
Success can be noted through the eyes, commentary or artistic expression :D
How to make her sparkle … in theory ;)
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A group of middle school girls who will beat your ass so bad
boy 1: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad isn’t real
The squad: *GIRLBOSS SLAM*
Boy 1: AHAHAHAHAH