Rubbing your dick on a stomach and cumming on the upper lip to make a mustache
I’m gonna dry hump you so hard and give you a hot belly bubble stache.
When a cat has a built in mustache.
This cat is a bu because they have a fine bu stache.
When a male (or woman) eats the ass of their partner and develops a visual ring around their mouth. Occasionally the visual Ass-Stache can be accompanied by a foul scent and may persist for days. There is no known antidote or medical treatment. Victims are advised to scrub affected area with equal parts bleach, water and 3 day old lime rinds.
Eric developed a bad case of ass-stache after going to town on Melanie’s back end last night.
Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair
Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.
His facial hair is beautifully stached.
As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.
Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"
A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.
Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”
Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.
Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.