steam deck

When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just took a huge steam deck in there.

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steam engine

First utilisation of the link between industry, science, wealth and progress.

Product of western civilisation that the chinese, oddly, did not create despite 600 years of peace and 3 times as much population.

The rocket (first train)

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Steaming Phong

When someone named phong takes a shit on your chest.

Farrell was extactic to recieve a steaming phong after gym class.

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steam-training

multiple people penetrating each other in a straight line similar to a train and then cumming inside of each other's anus's

Me and my friends just got done steam-training and it was great

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Steam and Beam

When an automobile is being driven by one homosapien licensed driver, and two heterosexual homosapiens have sexual intercourse in the insured automobile's backseat.

Driver: Yo, how's everything back there Chris?"

Chris: "Keep driving bro, I'm steaming and beaming!"

Driver: "Oh shit, you for real?! I call next! I've been dying to steam and beam with that bitch!"

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Steamed Fish

Blowing vape clouds into a woman's vagina during oral sex

Girl 1: What did you do after the frat party last night?
Girl 2: Cade gave me the steamed fish.
Girl 1: Was it minty?
Girl 2: No it was definitely a mango pod.

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Steam Train

What you have to board when you've bought too many games, and now you gotta to play them all.

Dan: HE BOUGHT TOO MANY GAMES!
Ross: Now we gotta play them all...
Dan: SO ALL ABOURD THE STEAM TRAIN!

Both: Choo choo!

Arin: Stick 'em up, this is a robbery!

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