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A young person that flexes overrated brands like Gant, Ralph laruen, Morris and other similar brands. To not have anny sence of fashion just to mix up the brands and just wear that has an expensive brand and flex on eachother.
Swedish Hypebeast- I just bought a Morris jacket! to match my Gant sweatshirt .
Normal person- Wow you are such a Swedish Hypebeast.
Combination of someone "being on the fence" and remaining neutral during conflict. Some assembly may be required.
"That guy wrote a disclaimer for the actions of his friends so he wouldn't get in trouble."
"Yep, he built himself a mighty fine Swedish fence."
When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.
After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.
When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.
I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.
The Swedish Dream is like the American Dream, but much, very much better.
It's about moving to Sweden (biggest cities are excluded from the Swedish Dream) and living a simple life near nature, learn about farming, wild vegetables and the way of the Swedes, lagom. In Sweden you can enjoy one of the best laws ever created by humankind, allemansrätten, which basically involves that you have the right to harvest vegetables, fruits, camp outside, walk, cycle, ride, ski, and camp on any land—with the exception of private gardens, the immediate vicinity of a dwelling house and land under cultivation. Restrictions apply for nature reserves and other protected areas. It also gives the right to pick wild flowers, mushrooms and berries (provided they are not legally protected), but not to hunt in any way. (~wikipedia)
You can read more about it online.
The Swedish Dream is the perfect escape way from a stressful and meaningless life (even for Swedish people themselves). Just get out there and be yourself!
Þorbjörn: Hej! Have you heard of Timothy? He left for good and he lives on a little farm in Sweden now, he calls it "The Swedish Dream"
Sturgurðr: fan vad nice
Swedish Rudder is the act of masturbation with a friend manipulating the forearm of another friend in an up and down motion while the male holds his own penis. This can only be completed in totality if the male ejaculates into a fan spraying his male friends in the face.
"Steve from accounting gave Kevin from HR a Swedish Rudder, well because Kevin is a fucking freak and HR peeps deserve a lil nut in the face."