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Lets add a thicc glossy taco!
If you are reading this you are a holo sexual group of the cult leader cristine roughtenburg of simply nail logically
Gotta put on your glossy taco over our beautiful holo nails
smoking meth using a straw and a taco shaped piece of aluminum foil.
My girlfriend has broken so many meth pipes that I will only let her smoke the chrome taco now.
When one laughs so hard that their mouth goes very wide open and the corners of their lips become highly rounded - so that when viewed side-on, their lips literally take the shape of a taco shell.
If you manage to get a side-on image of your friends taco laughing, it is guaranteed to become a crowning meme in the group.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!
Friend: OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA -Taco Laughs-
Me: -Takes picture, posts it on group chat-
Friend: Oh no did you take a picture of me taco laughing?
Me: Yeah I took a picture of you taco laughing!
Friend: Ugh my mouth is in the shape of a taco in this image!
Me: Yup, that's why it's called the taco laugh!!!
Women who have shared a sexual partner; female equivalent to eskimo brothers
Rose: Linda, aren't you going to pay for that?
Linda: Nah, it's cool we're taco sisters!
When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.
That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch
A freshly shaved and showered pussy.
I went down on her after she shaved, that pussy was smooth as a velvet taco.
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