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1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.
- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."
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To give fellatio; to suck dick.
Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
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A sexual act with a guy on a high school drumline rainbow. It only counts if he's REALLY sexy!
Lilly: "I can't believe you got to taste the rainbow!"
Eloise: "I know, I'm lucky, right?"
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When a Little Sponge transfers your essence into a disk and you become a BIG SHOT
"YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN"
a foul tasting wet sensation, akin to sushi or mcdonalds $.99 menu
That McChicken Smoothie was pure fart taste if ever there was one
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A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.
Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.
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a usually rhetorical question noting that a person or group has been bitched or one-upped in an almost any aspect of life.
Jared: Dude, I fucked someone's mom last night.
Andrew: Dude, I fucked your mom last night... How's that dick taste?
Jared: Salty
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