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When someone consumes marijuana in very small doses or tokes, in order to not get too high.
In some cases it can be shortened to just "teddy"
Stoner: "Yo man, you gonna teddy off this?" (pointing to joint)
Mooching Stoner: "Yo you guys mind if I teddy off that right der?"
Peer Pressure Stoner: "C'mon man, just take a little one-toke-teddy off this, for old times sake."
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When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure
My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company
Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.
One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt
A teddy bear masc is a masculine presenting lesbian that has curves or is thicker in their body. Usually teddy bear mascs are also softer and gentler than other mascs
my body is shaped like a coke bottle but i’m dressed like a fuck boy. i’m a teddy bear masc.
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Masturbating while spinning. Typically for it to be considered a Tug-Spin, one must tug 5-8 times per 90 degree spin.
DAMN YO! Squale' caught Tommy teddy Tug-Spinnin' at the crack shack!
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The name first given to an orphaned little black bear cub rescued from the New Mexico's Capitan Gap Fire of May 4, 1950 by Native American volunteer fire fighters who called themselves the Snowballs. The little bear was later renamed and became the living symbal of Smokey Bear.
Hot Foot Teddy was rescued by the Snowballs, a rookie crew of Native American volunteer firefighters from Taos Pueblo, NM...and NOT by a U.S. Army crew as history has falsely reported.
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The act of Theodore Brower licking the anus until ejaculation.
Mike Villano-" I just Got The Best Teddy Brower Rimjob EVER!"
Luke Sterm-" I Know! I Just Got 1 Too!"
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