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When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure
My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company
Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.
One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt
A teddy bear masc is a masculine presenting lesbian that has curves or is thicker in their body. Usually teddy bear mascs are also softer and gentler than other mascs
my body is shaped like a coke bottle but i’m dressed like a fuck boy. i’m a teddy bear masc.
Masturbating while spinning. Typically for it to be considered a Tug-Spin, one must tug 5-8 times per 90 degree spin.
DAMN YO! Squale' caught Tommy teddy Tug-Spinnin' at the crack shack!
The name first given to an orphaned little black bear cub rescued from the New Mexico's Capitan Gap Fire of May 4, 1950 by Native American volunteer fire fighters who called themselves the Snowballs. The little bear was later renamed and became the living symbal of Smokey Bear.
Hot Foot Teddy was rescued by the Snowballs, a rookie crew of Native American volunteer firefighters from Taos Pueblo, NM...and NOT by a U.S. Army crew as history has falsely reported.
The act of Theodore Brower licking the anus until ejaculation.
Mike Villano-" I just Got The Best Teddy Brower Rimjob EVER!"
Luke Sterm-" I Know! I Just Got 1 Too!"
A deviant sexual act where the penetrator has intercourse with a partner who keeps their underwear on. If the partner is a woman, granny panties are used. If the partner is male, tighty whities are used. In the act, very little effort is made to clear the underwear from the desired orifice. Most prefer to force their way through the underwear or, in their lustful thrusts, to stuff the underwear into the partner, not unlike stuffing a plush toy.
Jacqueline totally pegged Scuba Steve's onion booty last night and gave him a wicked Vermont Teddy Bear on the Canadian Refrigerator in front of Rick Santorum's house. He's gonna be walking wrong for a week, bruh.