nose thought

thought derived from the nose

person says "my nose tickles"
nose thought "pick the boogers ya dumb fuck"

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Second Thoughts

Industrial music project from Vancouver, WA.

Have you heard the new Second Thoughts song?

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I thought this was America

Something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son's little league game.

"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."

no thoughts head empty

when you have encountered so flabbergasting that your brain cells have left the chat, leaving you with no thoughts, speechless.

"I've mistaken my grandma's ashes for ground black pepper."
"no thoughts head empty"

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sike you thought

Sike you thought is like a term used when a person is joking around or tried to make you believe something that wasn’t true.

For example; bob: Can I copy off your work? Joe: sure (almost hands the paper) Sike you thought!!

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gather one's thoughts

To engage in the taking of illegal substances in the lavatories of public bars, clubs, town halls etc.

Often said in response to nosey friends or well-wishers who don't necessarily know that you do blow on occasion.

Man: Where are you off to, another man?
Another man: One must retire momentarily to gather one's thoughts.

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Bitch You Thought

When someone tells someone something is going happen but than does not happen the person would say Bitch You Thought.

Bob: Im going to beat you in this video game Seth.
*Bob Looses Game*
Seth:Bitch You Thought!

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