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Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

by dover.snarker August 15, 2008


Jewish Marble

When a woman fully lasers her pubic hair.

I loved it when my girl got her last pubic laser treatment. Now she got that Jewish Marble!

by Virgule' April 30, 2019


Jewish Corndog

Where your stuff your dick inside a Jewish person butthole and they start shitting as it comes out, so your penis will be the stick and the person has to deep throat the penis and then take bites from the sides until the penis is fresh.

I can't believe I actually got to do the Jewish Corndog last night!

by The Grand Wizard Man June 11, 2022


Jewish Trichotomy

A logical fallacy that presents only the following three options or sides to any position supported by jews: Support, Neutrality, fear/hate.

Whether the third option is “fear” or “hate” is determined by the emotional appeal sought to be derived for a given position.

To successfully advocate for our interests, we must move the discourse beyond the confines of the jewish trichotomy.

by Leeroy Stankins May 19, 2022


The Jewish Pipeline

You've heard of the Sunflower Sour Tower right? Where the girls lay one on top of the other and yada yada ya?
Well now we have the Jewish Pipeline. Where at least 5 guys lay down, from fat to skinny, and the girl sucks em all down the line.

Drunk jennifer was at a party of mostly drunk guys and declared it's time for her to take the Jewish Pipeline

by HighSyd April 17, 2022


Jewish fart

When a Jewish person shits themselves and their pants are full

Was that a Jewish fart? That was loud as fuck and damn it stinks.

by ogpole May 25, 2023


jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

by Hang hing November 13, 2016