Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

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jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

Jewish fart

When a Jewish person shits themselves and their pants are full

Was that a Jewish fart? That was loud as fuck and damn it stinks.

Jewish bucket

The act of cumming in a bucket for a month and then putting it in someone’s room and opening it.

Friend: I’m gonna put a jewish bucket in your room
Friend: wtf

jewish ranga

A jewish ranga is a ranga who is jewish or you think is a jewish.

Ohh, look at that Jewish Ranga!

Jewish Blowie

When a Jew females nose is so large, she cannot reach the penis of the Jewish mans small penis, therefore must perform felatio sideways.

Morse gave Felix a Jewish Blowie last week.

Jewish Intercourse

Depositing money into one's bank account

J Money got his paycheck from weis and did some Jewish Intercourse