British Pants

When you get menstrual period on your pants, they become "bloody pants", the British equivalent to "effing pants".

"Here, you can borrow these pajama pants."
"Oh no, those are British pants. I can still see the stain."

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The British Accent

An accent used among friends, and by non-British People, to sound different, but in a funny insider way, not to make oneself sound cool.

Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.

Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.

Josh: "We should use The British Accent in that store!"
Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"
Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"

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British Fag

An American or non British idividual that says common British terms

"What banter, mate!"
"Shut up British Fag"

"Mate, take the piss"
"God Johnny, your such a British Fag"

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British accent

One of the many ways to get an American girl to sleep with you.

-Hey I have a British accent, wanna go for a shag
-Oh my gosh, shag hahaha, you're so British. Yes yes, I want a shag haha

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British Exit

You're doing it from behind, you scream, "Bloody Hell", pour tea on her, and run away.

She doesn't like when I give her British Exit. She has Tea burns afterwards

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British Empire

Mao Zedongs favorite country and he created it

What is a British Empire?
A worst empire in history and is worse than a black death

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British revolution

The cultural revolution of the United Kingdom.

Unfortunately this hasn't happened yet, but will hopefully involve something out of V for Vendetta

Some dude: "Hey, the whole government sucks in almost every way imaginable."
Me: "Yeah, I know. We need a British Revolution involving riots and Guy-Fawkes masks."

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