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Meaning that a person is fake or just shady about a situation
fuck man Kolton is flossed out..i knew he didnt go to that party
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The act of wiping your ass on a motel owning raghead's rag (or towel) after receiving piss poor service there. This would be a follow-up to the classic "Curtain Floss".
The next time I went to the Super 8 in Columbus, I invented Raghead Floss when I ripped "Bob's" rag off of his head and wiped my ass with it when he tried to fuck me over (again) on my motel room bill.
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Female nipple body hair, situated in proximity to the aureole, that is exaggerated in length comparatively.
I pulled off her shirt to suck her tits and, bam, I got a mouthful of baby floss.
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response when an ugly guy/girl asks you out on a date and you have no real excuses to use.
Ugly Girl: Hey John, would you like to go to dinner and a movie with me tonight?
Non Ugly Guy: Oh, ummm, I'm sorry but I have to floss my otter.
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to have someone floss their teeth with the hair near your anus
"dude shit got real weird last nite and a girl gave me a toxic floss job"
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A pair of tidy whities, stretched up and over the shoulders, arms coming out where the legs usually go.
Dumbass, wtf with the montana butt floss?!? Are you trying to figure out the ultimate wedgie? Or did you just have a bongload of salvia?
Truck stop floss: a pubic hair found in a urinal.
These contractors keep leaving truck stop floss in the urinals.