Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!
GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.
That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.
Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.
You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.
When a man's load leaves a four leaf clover stain.
Yo girl, wipe that irishbackrub off your forehead!
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Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.
I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.
Albright: Someone who from affar seems seems offical and by the book but when you work with them you realize they are quirky and cool.
That dude seems like a dick
Naw man he's Albright!
The biceps of a truck stop hooker. The constant pulling motion gives the arms a signature look.
That crackhead has truck stop biceps.