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A situation in which you benefit twice and no one else benefits at all.
You: if you buy me a hotdog and give me the change then it's a win-win situation!
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A situation when in something sticks something else in which something else sticks...
Not only for real things also for knotty problems
Yesterday we got a a Russian puppet situation with a packet which was sent to Rose, but inside was a also a letter for Dan and in Dans letter was also a page for Harry
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Situation in which someone says or does something that is considered 'the pot calling the kettle black'.
"i didnt say eny thing about your spelling"
"That's good, because it would kinda be a black kettle situation"
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When an arguement gets violent.
Usually a beating of some kind, the mash being the victim and the bangers being their attackers.
It doesn't literally make sense, since sausages don't usually beat down on mashed potato, but whatever.
Hey You!! Give us ya lunch money! Or there'll be a Bangers and Mash situation.... And you're the mash!!
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When a homosexual, either male or female, wants to engage in a sexual act with a heterosexual that is not interested in such activities or behavior.
Male- "I had a Dave Coluier Situation last night with my buddy's roommate."
Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."
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Situation in which you misalign your finger keyboard positions while typing, either being shifted vertically or horizontally, producing a completely random and nonsensical array of letters. It usually ends with a "wtf" expression.
Person One: Dude, guess what. Yesterday I went to walmart and the most randomest thing happened to me. So there was this elderly woman that gave me a fucking naughty stare that literally caused my insides to convulge. Then, siffrmy;u djr dysdtyrf yp ;olr / djr gotdy dystdyrf yp lo;; yjr ns;d smf yjrm djr lo;;rf yjr notf esoy eyg s, o etoyyomh ,sm
Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation
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You could either win or the outcome doesn't impact your life in a negative way, per se
Olivia- "So, I wanna email this 27yr old professional guy. I liked his personal ad and hes hot, but I don't think he wants to date an 18yr old and I don't like rejection" :/
Micky- "Well, email rejection is the least harsh form of rejection. The way I see it, its a win-whatever situation" :/
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