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Stone Football

A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.

Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!

Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!

Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Mario: Stone!

Mama Luigi: Football!

Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!

Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Stone Football~

by Splek October 11, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Philosopher's stone

A mythical stone which alchemy practically revolves around. It was desired by a lot of entrepreneurs (see suckers) in the dark ages because of its promise to turn ordinary materials like coal into gold. Naturally, all of those who sought the stone practiced alchemy, and not surprisingly they came up empty-handed.

A Philosopher's stone would be awesome to have, if only it existed in the first place.
Don't waste your life searching for a Philosopher's stone.
(i.e. you're chasing nothing)

by Yep Nope September 7, 2005

60๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


TV stoned

A person who is completely deaf and blind to everything but his favourite show on television.

He or she is unlikely to answer the phone, speak to anyone and do anything except sit and watch.

He or she is also likely to be irritated or react badly if one tries to talk to him during that hour or in duration of his favourite TV shows that run in a row.

"Sorry, I can't get Bill to come to the phone. He's TV stoned at the mo. Call back after the show is over."

by McVillain November 5, 2003

6943๐Ÿ‘ 1668๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stone Mask

A mask used by DIO to reject his humanity and become a vampire. This was used in part 1 by Dio Brando, as well as part 2 by Kars to become Ultimate Kars.

DIO: I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO *puts blood on stone mask*
JOJO: Shoot him!

by JoJotard August 1, 2019

23๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hands of stone

Nickname of legendary Panamanian boxer Roberto Duran. In spanish, it translates to "Manos de Piedra". Generally recognized as one of the greatest lightweights to ever have lived, he won all his title matches in the lightweight divison, all but one by kayo. While Roberto Duran's original nickname was Rocky, as he began knocking out guys left, right and centre at 135, it became "Manos de Piedra" or "Hands of Stone".

There have been many great lightweights in boxing history: Joe Gans, Benny Leonard, Pernell Whitaker; and of course the legendary Hands of Stone, Roberto Duran.

by cero2611 December 27, 2006

38๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Like a Stone

A song by the supergroup audioslave, argueably thier most well known song among audiences and generally a fan favorite along with "be yourself","show me how to live" and "cochise" by the band.

rumoured to be about the death of Layne Staley, however, lead singer chris cornell denied this saying "I wrote this long before his death". the true meaning is the idea of being isolated in a room, waiting for death to come, "like a stone", hence the title.

My favorite audioslave song is "like a stone"

by Woodstock by Kaliedyscope October 11, 2009

40๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stone Box

An absolute stoner or when someone is extremely high

Mario you are such a fucking stone box

by The Bakeman January 4, 2020