atheists

Satanists.

Atleast according to the Church of Satan.

The Church of Satan claim to be atheists.

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Atheist

Somebody who doesn't believe in God or a deity of sorts and needs to make sure everybody is aware of this

Regular folk: "Hi, I'm Dave"

Atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist"

Regular: "Oh, cool, so what's your name?"

Atheist: "My name is Ethan, because it sounds similar to atheist, because I am an atheist"

Regular: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Atheist: "What's wrong with me?! You're the idiot who believes in a God!"

*Regular folk beats up atheist and then feels guilt*

Atheist: "It's ok, you won't go to Hell, because it doesn't exist, I don't believe it exists because I am an atheist"

Regular: -_-

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Atheist

Definition 1: A person who doesn't believe in a god
Definition 2: a person who believes in evolution
Definition 3: a person who tries to shove their believes down your throat
Definition 4: a person who believes everything scientist say

Religious person: Do you believe that god(s) exist?
Atheist: No i'm atheist

Religious person: do you believe in god?
Atheist: a god couldn't exist because something had to create it (even though they believe a explosion came from nothing)

Religious person: do you believe in god
Atheist: Kill yourself god doesn't exist and he hates everything, evolution is everything

Religious person: do you believe in jesus
Atheist: scientist never proved he exist plus einstein was an atheist
which is actually false he was an agnostic.

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atheist

An evolutionary biologist from England who answers to the name of Richard Dawkins.

dude1: I'm an atheist.
dude2: Oh, you must be Richard Dawkins.

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atheist

Someone who rejects the use of God to explain nature due to its irrelevance.

Atheist: Why does God let children die of starvation everyday?

Believer: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Atheist: That's just an excuse for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.

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Atheist

annoying teenagers overpopulating the internet whose lives suck. They generally refer to the Bible as "fiction" and come in two flavors: Agressive and Not on the Internet

Atheist: Since my parents got divorced, i no longer believe in God. Now wheres my razor...

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atheists

Satanists.

They spend all of their time bitching and whining about Christ and the bible.

They are demon-possessed OBSSESSED about badmouthing Christ and the bible.

They also are under the misguided delusion that science is infallible.

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