Mint City in the Basement

1) A state of pure bliss
2) Name of best EASHL team on nhl22
3) When your playing EASHL 3v3 and the boys score a goal off of pure poetry in motion resulting in a similar feeling to a wet dream

*Goal Scored*
Mark - “Fucking beautiful”
Kevin - “ Yea that was mint”
Steve - “Mint city in the basement”

Rent out the Basement

This is a sexual term where a patron or John pays a hooker to eat out her ass hole i.e. paying a hooker to give her a rim job.

In order to satisfy my taste for brown eye I am constantly forced to go to the red light district and Rent out the Basement

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Finished Basement

A well groomed private area, preferably bald

Yeah I banged Casey, AND she had a finished basement.

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Musty Basement

Slang for a woman’s vagina.

I’m not getting anywhere near her musty basement.

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Basement Boy

1. A term indicating the alleged 46th President of the United States, who is perceived to be illegitimate due to the fact that Joe Biden loves to hide in the basement of the nearest house, library, or public building.

1. Basement Boy can shove a dildo up his as and around the corner.

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Basement Game

A game that nerds who live in their mothers basement get off on. Such as World of Warcraft, and many other mass mmorpgs.

Man, go back to playing your fucking basement game. You, bitch.

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Basement hobbit buster

One who dresses up in an orange exterminator's jumpsuit going from door to door offering basement hobbit riddance services. Basement hobbit busters (BHB's) specialize in freeing countless grannies and older mothers of their leeching sons and any basement hobbit hoppers and offspring they may accumulate over the years. This is known to be such a noble profession. There is no need to exterminate the hoppers, since they will soon hop off to another loser in their mother's basement as soon as the original hobbit is gone. She will also take her accumulated offspring with her.

Example 1;

Basement hobbit buster: "well, ma'am, it looks like you've got basement hobbits... I heard a ruffling of a bag of chips over there... and I heard a fresh beer crack open."

Old lady: "Oh dear."

BHB: "Well, I'll only charge you for the original basement hobbit, because that hopper sitting there on the couch will leave with her offspring to another once he's gone."

Old lady: "Oh, God bless ya' darling"

BHB: "I sure hope you didn't name any of them, since the extermination will be harder on you if you got attached to them."

Old lady: "Oh... I named them all already. But at least my pension will slowly return to me."

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