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When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.
Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.
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Extending the middle finger; often accompanied by the phrase "Fuck you!"
Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.
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To make an audio edit in real time.
Walter: No time for fancy edits Randy, bosh it in on the fly.
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The act of taking your ballsack and penis in your hand and twisting them up-side down to make it look like a fly's face.
Try The Fly's Eyes infront of the mirror first, once you have perfected it do it to people who will and wont appreciate it, the people who don't will make the people who do laugh... Workmates, girlfriends, her family!
Its fun!
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A Flying Turkey is a sex act involving a women & 5 men in which the women has a penis in her mouth, ass, vagina, & one in each hand. While performing this act she looks like a Flying Turkey.
"Damn Chad, I just walked in on this bitch having sex with five guys, she looked like a majestic Flying Turkey!"
"Shane, round up three buddies, this bitch just told me we could perform a Flying Turkey on her tonight!"
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What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located on the upper side of the fuselage both fore & aft; sometimes called a tandem helicopter) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!
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