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Flea Market Montgomery

The greatest commercial ever made.

Flea Market Montgomery is just like, its just like, its just like, a minimall.

by Sub Jan September 3, 2007

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Multi-Level Marketing

Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.

Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.

There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.

There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.

by iLikeSoup March 12, 2011

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Downham Market Academy

A prison where the students get tortured and abused. They are locked in there with deadly karens, and nonces. Also where every single staff have sharp rat features and saggy bellies. Staff to work at DMA clean the floors by licking them , rubes coffee over themselves instead of showering and have repeated nightmares of peppa pig being a drug addict.

If you donโ€™t watch your mouth son iโ€™ll send you to Downham Market Academy

by rattyscratty November 6, 2020


Flea Market Feeling

When you have had your fun but are ready to leave. Referring to that distinct feeling one gets after about 30-45 minutes at the local flea market on a Saturday afternoon.

This concert was pretty cool but I gotta admit I'm getting that flea market feeling. Let's bail.

by doodieholmes February 21, 2015


Deeq The Marketing Guy

A black Indian american marketing promoter born in July. Know for marketing Musical Artist acts such as Jermaine Dupri, Destiny's Child, Nas, Aaliyah and movie, The Wash, Next Friday, Badboy 2, A Man Apart, One Upon a time in mexico etc. Deeq has a family of talent in many generations. He grew up in one of the most notorious homicide neighborhoods in the country, When Deeq was a teen he order at a neighborhood chinese store and went to pick up his food and four minutes later there was a shooting inside the store which led to a murder. He has been through up and down in life. Rumors says he moving and this Summer 2018 he's touring in several cities.

Definition of Deeq The Marketing Guy

by Janice Wright May 10, 2018


mad capsule markets

1.a name given to a distributor of Betaphenethylamine.
2.a japanese punk/J-rock band, originally started in '85 under the name of Berrie. The earlier mad material was basically hardcore punk with a melodic edge, until the release of the 1996 4 plugs, which was more rap metal and industrial inspired. the group are currently on hiatus and are working on solo projects.

1.alright mate, you got any Betaphenethylamine?
2.mad capsule markets are your new fave band.

by KDB December 11, 2006


Flea Market Joke

The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.

Friend: Iโ€™m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. Iโ€™ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."

by SwagMikey123 July 5, 2021

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