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guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.
Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.
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A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.
Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.
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A taunt used to describe one's penis when fucking a chick that you loathe or do not actually care about.
Yeah, take it! Take the shaft of shame!
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The act of a woman jacking off a man with sandpaper, thus creating the "red shaft"
So I was finally asked out by Billy last night. Everything went well, food was good, and we went to an awesome concert. But it all went downhill in the bedroom when he asked me to give him a red shaft.
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the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin
fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed
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when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.
person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.
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