Noun. A high form of the dillettante class, a person who posts frequently on websites (or may actually moderate a forum) dedicated to the sport he/she purports to have a high skill / knowledge level in. Usually, he/she will "swoop" into a thread and offer stupid advice, or threaten to ban the thread entirely if it does not back up his anectdotal beliefs.
What a dick! Does this guy actually ride, or does he just sit around all day drinking mineral water, farting into his bib shorts, taking cheap shots at people who can ride circles around him? What a Swoop!
Swoop the hardest Crip around the 47set who has abbs harder then he gang bangs very understanding and respectful great father his out look on life makes you thinks there is good out there
Ill never find a better man then swoop
noun.
cool, fresh
commonly used by gay people
gay 1: ayo did you see bailey’s room
gay 2: yeah i saw it, shit is swoop
To swoop a chick; To get butt; To get hole.
A term created by Pi Kappa Alpha at Florida State
Brad: Did you swoop last night
Chad: Obly
Brad: I swooped that chick last night
Chad: Obly