Adjective.
A person that creates and gravitates towards so much drama that they seem to be absorbing it in a manner that resembles a feminine product designed to soak up the byproduct of the female menstrual cycle.
See: dramadrama queen
Have you seen Kanye West's latest Twitter feuds? That guy is a drama tampon.
The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.
“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon”
A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo
Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo
1: A poorly effective feminine hygiene product. 2: Comedy troop with limited notoriety on Youtube around 2010.
Leather Tampon put out a trailer for a new set of skits, but they split up before it was finished.
Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.
Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."
the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night